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#258 – Knowing the Future 16 Jul 2013 | 07:25 am
“The future is a foreign country,” says the bogan wisely as it looks up from The Daily Telegraph, comfortable that it pulled that quote that it heard on A Current Affair that one time. Quotes always m...
#257 – Just asking questions 14 Jun 2013 | 07:29 am
The bogan is perpetually curious. As the world rockets from dial-up porn to broadband porn to live-streaming HD NBN porn, from Carlisle to Gaga to Skrillex, from real politicians to ‘female’ politicia...
#256 – Superfluous Ingredient Descriptors 19 Mar 2013 | 03:27 am
It is just plain wrong to categorise the bogan as a straightforward, simple creature. There is nothing simple about naming a child “Mhadeziyn”, attempting to perch atop a revolving system of four diff...
#255 – Living Once 23 Jan 2013 | 11:51 am
The bogan understands the universe. From the big bang that started everything approximately 13.75 billion years ago, to The Big Bang Theory that started on Channel 9 on March 12, 2008, the bogan soars...
#254 – Outrage 21 Sep 2012 | 10:46 am
The picture of the bogan that we here have painted for all y’all over the past three years could be described in various ways. The bogan is a multi-faceted beast, hard to easily pigeonhole, which is w...
#253 – Fifty Shades of Grey 14 Sep 2012 | 05:15 am
‘I had no idea giving pleasure could be such a turn-on, watching him writhe subtly with carnal longing. My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.’ Bylynda, curled up on the chaise...
#252 – Tom Waterhouse 11 Sep 2012 | 12:40 pm
The bogan’s life path is, like the rest of us, indeterminate. As a young boaglet, the child-spawn is faced with a plethora of careers, romances, possible criminal records and fast-food/energy drink-in...
#251 – Gates 7 Mar 2012 | 11:22 pm
The bogan has spent the last decade or so browsing for pornography via Microsoft operating systems, and the best part of five years lowering the general utility of social media via the very same platf...
#250 – Donald Trump 20 Dec 2011 | 03:09 am
The bogan briefly enjoyed having a ranga in charge of Australia, but even bogans eventually became tired of jokes about red hair. Caught in a flurry of boats laden with carbon, live cattle, and someth...
So, ummmm… 15 Dec 2011 | 01:31 am
An apology is probably in order for the absence of posting. In the wake of writing books and holding down day jobs, many of us have decided to decamp for foreign climes for some time. And some of us h...
