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Check out my work on GuySpeed.com 25 Mar 2013 | 03:45 am
Check out my work on GuySpeed.com
Check out my parenting blog Message With a Bottle. 25 Mar 2013 | 03:35 am
Check out my parenting blog Message With a Bottle.
Writing I’ve Done For Other Places Whom No Longer Employ... 25 Mar 2013 | 03:25 am
Writing I’ve Done For Other Places Whom No Longer Employ Me Nerve Before You Were Born: The Real Jersey Shore Penthouse Leveling the Playing Field Batters Up Playing the Age Card The Nervous Br...
CONTACT ME: EMAIL: cilluminati [@] gmail [dot] com TWITTER:... 25 Mar 2013 | 03:20 am
CONTACT ME: EMAIL: cilluminati [@] gmail [dot] com TWITTER: @chrisillluminati
How To Think Like a Serial Killer 17 Jan 2013 | 06:07 am
It’s hidden in the back of my closet. It’s been there for years. It gets mail delivered; it’s that established. For four years it has maintained residence, because it managed to make it through the mo...
I’m Going To Let My Nose Hairs Grow Out If That’s Cool With Everyone 12 Jan 2013 | 01:37 am
It was, by far, the largest clump of nose hair thine eyes had seen in the flesh. A county fair worthy thatch of hair protruding out the left nostril, like weeds who had found a small sidewalk crack ou...
The Comprehensive Review of the WWF Wrestling Album No One Was Waiting For 5 Jan 2013 | 12:17 am
The Wrestling Album was my first actual album — not counting the inherited Village People Macho Man LP given to me by a cousin who while handing it to me warned “these dudes suck hard.” I spun The Wre...
The Podcast Episode About Music and Vajazzling 31 Dec 2012 | 10:58 pm
In episode 2 of the podcast, I get a call from TV royalty, Maggie Serota from the Low Times Podcast stops by to discuss, among other things, music and vajazzling and CVS calls about my prescription. C...
Thank You For Not Laughing Podcast — Episode 1 22 Dec 2012 | 01:34 am
We learn about a new coffee brand, Jackie Mancini stops by to discuss a 30-year-old book about picking up women and then barter with people on Craigslist. Click here to download the episode on iTunes ...
The Day a Donut Made Me Look Like a Real Bitch 14 Dec 2012 | 08:47 pm
Pies, cupcakes and donuts and I have never seen eye to eye. Mostly because the moment my eye sees any delicious baked good I shovel as many in my mouth as possible until my body sweats sucrose and my ...
