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A Clean Dryer? 5 Mar 2013 | 04:29 am
I was in folding laundry when my 5 year old at the time decided he wanted to help! A whole container of soap in the dryer was apparently the way he wanted to help! Did I mention the dryer was only 2 w...
The Bear’s Dignity 5 Mar 2013 | 04:28 am
My oldest(4) was in time-out in his bedroom for an earlier offense. Little did I know my 2 year-old snuck in to visit him. Together, they decided to powder not only the bear’s bottom, but the entire b...
But it Smelled Like Shampoo! 5 Mar 2013 | 04:20 am
James loves yogurt, but apparently this peach YoPlait smelled too much like the shampoo I had just bought… Submitted by: Carmen The post But it Smelled Like Shampoo! appeared first on Sh*t My Kids Ru...
Two Boys, One Barbell 4 May 2012 | 01:44 am
My three-year-old and his friend, nearly four, play upstairs beautifully …. alone. Together, apparently, is another story. Luckily there’s another toilet in the house. Submitted by: Ellen S.
Mandolin now plays a sad tune. 25 Apr 2012 | 01:50 am
Lesson in parenting a toddler: just because the toddler has handled something gently in the past, that does not predict future actions. Goodbye, mandolin. You played many a fine tune. Submitted by: J...
“All clean mom!” 16 Apr 2012 | 01:48 am
I had just finished putting some Vicks on my sons chest for his cold. I walked out of the room for a minute and then I heard him say “My hair all clean mom!!” Seriously? Submitted by: Julie
Red is a Lovely Color! 22 Mar 2012 | 12:25 am
I was blow drying my hair when I noticed my 2.5 year old standing next to me with a bottle of empty red nail polish in his hands and on his clothes. I looked behind him to notice a lovely red trail th...
Parenting Tip #462 15 Mar 2012 | 01:38 am
NEVER leave your boys unattended for >45 seconds! “All set for our open house?” “Yes dear – where are the boys?” “Uh…I thought they were with you…” Submitted by: Scott S.
Epic Ruination 12 Mar 2012 | 01:36 am
Not MY story, but this has to qualify for the Most Epic Shit My Kids Ruined EVER. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/11/krasna-horka-fire-smoking-children-slovakia-castle_n_1337606.html Submitted...
Sad Dog 5 Mar 2012 | 04:39 am
My husband and I were out in the barn cleaning while my children decided to go back into the house. They were inside for 5-10 min. When we came back in, and the puppy had been sharpie’d on. My daughte...
